Extraordinary 20s!

Immediately after work, I came to my house and tapped on the friendly office man’s door, and told him my room number and asked if there was a delivery for me. Guess what? There was! The Big Bang ‘Extraordinary 20s’ photo book. It was actually waiting for me yesterday, but I didn’t have time to claim it. I skipped back to my room and stared at the box. Staring contest! I lost. It was time for me to cut this sucker open.

I forcefully scissored the box. I could already smell the delicious book smell. It smells like an I Spy book. The best kind of book smell in the world. This is the box the book comes in. Yes, the book is so special it requires two encasements!

The cover of the book itself. Very high quality. The edges of the pages are shiny gold. There’s a little fake photo negative wedged into the front cover. The seemingly random phrases at bottom are the names of the different themed chapters.

The book comes with a small poster and this photo frame with interchangeable photo cards. The Daesung one is just plain awful and doesn’t even look like him. The other ones are okay. I really like this theme- it’s very ‘street’ and ‘legit’ and not ‘manufactured.’ Even though, obviously, it is.

The book has A LOT of these random quotations, all in English. In fact, there is nothing Korean in the book at all. Only English. YG must have gotten a way better copy editor because the English is so much better than any of the previous stuff they’ve put out. BigBig Bang world domination, go!

TOP is moody and never smiles in any of the pictures. Protecting his 2cool4school image well.

Lots of b&w shots, and many of them are very casual and seem natural. I like it.

Aw, who HASN’T fallen for Daesung’s smile? He smiles like a baby.

At this point, things started to get a little weird.

Yep.

Yep squared.

TAEYANG IS SHRINKING. Seriously, last time I saw him (in person; don’t believe how tall he looks in photos because I think they make him stand on boxes) I would have put him at 5’4” or 5’5” (being generous with the later,) but if GD claims to be 5’8” but is really closer to 5”6” and Taeyang is THIS short, I must conclude that Taeyang is a garden gnome.

So, was this $35 book of well-groomed and manicured Korean men who are very talented in singing and dancing worth my money? Yeah, I think so. I like the style of all the pictures, the design and packaging are great, the random English interview quotations which are never attributed to any individual member are kind of weird, but who even reads these days anyway? 

robotrei:

This is hott with two ‘T’s and also really reminds me of the “Everybody Backstreet’s Back” music video which I used to own on VHS. I am pretty sure Brian who is dressed up as a wolf does both of these poses in that video. Taeyang is definitely howling at the moon.

(Source: rcouk)

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keepme:

lojane:

G Dragon. your long strand of hair is creepy and has a life of its’ own. That’s the only reason why I’m posting this. and Daesung looks… incredible. RARE.

So many white girls… why not me!?

I know…those models are stiff and awkward. Pick usssss!!!

This video though…love!

I love this video. I also love GD’s hair. That man looks good in anything. I mean, he is actually rocking the hideous outfit he is wearing in this video. He could make a burlap sack look like an Armani suit.

I am disappointed that they filmed two music videos in New York and didn’t use more diverse models. For example, my hunch that GD is definitely going to marry a tall, classy black woman who is a jazz singer and owns a bar. I wanted to see some of that. Instead, all you see is like 1 second of an Asian model’s face from the side. What is diversity? It’s not just an old, old wooden ship that was used in the Civil War era. I feel like a super-popular group in Korea using black models and portraying them as pretty and cool could go a long way for race issues in Korea (I am thinking especially of the video of the Korean performers singing in blackface that was all over the internet earlier this week.) Even a guy I dated (Romeo) who I would say was very kind and open-minded was pretty stupid about black people. I had on an episode of America’s Next Top Model in my apartment, and after watching the intro (which shows all the different contestants,) he turned to me and said, in sincere honesty, “Are there beautiful black women?” He was not kidding. Unsurprisingly, we broke up a few days later.

Also, screw the Daesung haters. Newsflash: DAESUNG IS SMOKING HOT. And always has been, except in 2007 when he kind of had a mullet. He has the best smile and sense of humor in all of Big Bang. And maybe the best arms, but I don’t know…. Taeyang… My friend and I think that the reason lots of people (mostly foreign) don’t like Dae is because he’s the most Korean-looking of the group. Like, he looks like a normal person you would see on the street here. All-natural. Smaller eyes, rounder face. (Not to say that the other members have had surgery; I don’t think they have because they all look so similar to their childhood pictures, but they are definitely not typical examples of what Korean men look like.) Unfortunately, there are not that many G-Dragon look-alikes walking the streets of Seoul (except for a girl I met one time at Pink Hole.)

Evidence. I rest my case.

Bonus: 

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Here’s one for all the Big Bang fans who follow me. A massive Big Bang picture on the North Face store in Myeongdong.
I miss Daesung! ㅠㅠ

Here’s one for all the Big Bang fans who follow me. A massive Big Bang picture on the North Face store in Myeongdong.

I miss Daesung! ㅠㅠ

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This is my student’s pencil case.
Wow. Just… wow.

This is my student’s pencil case.

Wow. Just… wow.